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<pubDate>Thursday , 09 Sep 2010 03:00:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<description>The Tektronix Golf League is now in it's 11th season of playing golf at local area golf courses. The league plays every Thursday after work from mid April in to September. The league is open to all Tektronix employees, former employees, retirees and Tek employee family/friends.</description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday  , 02 Mar 2010 19:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Ball in Hazard</title>
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<description>&lt;h2&gt;Ball In Hazard&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://failblog.org/2010/03/02/golfing-fail-3/&quot;&gt;I think there is a reason it says to stay out of the hazard&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thursday , 25 Feb 2010 20:35:27 GMT</pubDate>
<title>UroClub</title>
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<description>&lt;h2&gt;Is this the 2010 Low Net Prize?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&quot;&gt;The UroClub&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What do you think?&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;344&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/ncjYnLgxyCI&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/ncjYnLgxyCI&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; height=&quot;344&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thursday , 18 Feb 2010 16:17:38 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex</title>
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<description>&lt;h2 align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better 
          Than Sex..... &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#10... A below par performance is considered 
damn good. 
        &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#9... You can stop in the middle and have a 
cheeseburger 
          and a couple of beers. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
 &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#7... Foursomes are encouraged. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#6... You can still make money doing it as a 
senior. 
        &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#5... Three times a day is possible. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if 
you play 
          with someone else. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it 
almost every 
          day. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#2... You don't have to cuddle with your 
partner when 
          you're finished. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better 
than sex..... 
        &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;#1... When your equipment gets old you can 
replace it! 
        &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday  , 02 Feb 2010 16:43:52 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Request or Cancel a Tee Time</title>
<link>http://www.tekgolf.org/apps/tekgolf/golf_ui.html?p_entry_id=1060</link>
<description>&lt;h2&gt;To Request a Tee Time&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;For Members&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;: Please sign in and go to the &lt;a href=&quot;golf_members_ui.event_signup&quot;&gt;Event/Weekly Signup&lt;/a&gt; page. For each scheduled event, this page will show whether you are &quot;In&quot; or &quot;Out&quot;. Simply click the &quot;In&quot; or &quot;Out&quot; link to toggle your status.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;For Non-Members&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;: We strongly encourage you to create an account on TekGolf.org. There is no fee to create an account, although there is a $2 per round guest fee to play.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you still are opposed to creating an account and want to play a round with us, send an email to Tek-Rec-Golf@tek.com and indicate your tee time preference and any requested pairings and we will try to accommodate your request.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;IMPORTANT:&lt;/b&gt; If you opted in, and have been assigned a tee time,
please show up. We have a limited number of tee times and if you
sign-up and do not show, you may be depriving someone else of playing.
If you sign-up and cannot make it, please cancel as early as possible,
and no later than 9am on the day of play.&lt;h3&gt;How are sign ups determined?&lt;/h3&gt;If you have specified a schedule preference of &quot;Full Season&quot;, and this is a normal Thursday event, then you are automatically signed up to play. If you have a &quot;Week-to-Week&quot; preference, then you must 'opt-in' to be put on the schedule.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For non-regular events, all players must specifically 'opt-in' to play.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;What if I have some changes to my normal schedule preferences?&lt;/h3&gt;When you first signup, you can specify your normal season preferences (e.g. early tee time, tee preference, playing parters). If you want to change those preferences for a single week, go to the &lt;a href=&quot;golf_members_ui.event_signup&quot;&gt;Event/Weekly Signup&lt;/a&gt; page and click on the &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.tekgolf.org/images/comment.png&quot;&gt;. Here you can specify any special requests to the scheduler. We will try to accommodate as many requests as practical during the scheduling process.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h2&gt;To Cancel a Tee Time&lt;/h2&gt;If you have previously indicated you will play the event and have to cancel, simply go to the &lt;a href=&quot;golf_members_ui.event_signup&quot;&gt;Event/Weekly Signup&lt;/a&gt; page and toggle your status.&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;

Last Minute Cancellations:&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If it is after 9:00am on the day of play, you will need to call the
golf course where play is scheduled and let them know that you will not
be playing today.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;After you have contacted the golf course send an email to
Tek-Rec-Golf@tek.com stating that you can not play and that you have
already contacted the golf course.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;As a courtesy to others in your foursome, we suggest that you let them know as well.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday  , 02 Feb 2010 16:09:52 GMT</pubDate>
<title>2010 All Members Annual Meeting - February 18</title>
<link>http://www.tekgolf.org/apps/tekgolf/golf_ui.html?p_entry_id=7370</link>
<description>Hello TekGolf Members!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We hope the Fall and Winter seasons have treated you well.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;All Members Annual Meeting&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;As required by the Tektronix Golf League bylaws, we will be holding the All Members Annual Meeting on Thursday, February 18, 2009 in the Bldg 50 Auditorium here at Tektronix.&amp;nbsp; Everyone is welcome to attend (non-Tek&lt;br&gt;employees will need to get a visitor badge from the receptionist), including current and new members.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The meeting will start at Noon and last about 45 minutes.&amp;nbsp; We will be reviewing the state of the club from last year, and announcing our plans for this upcoming 2010 season.&amp;nbsp; Current members will also be voting for the 2010 Tektronix Golf League Board members.&amp;nbsp; Please considering attending as your input and suggestions are what make the League better and better each year.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Renewing memberships, new members joining, and all League related information will be available.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Updating Mailing Lists&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;If your email address has changed (or is going to change), please let Dale know directly. He maintains both mailing lists and can update your email address quickly.&amp;nbsp; If you wish to no longer receive updates regarding the Tektronix Golf League, please let him know that too.&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Changes to the Tee Time Scheduling Process&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;The TekGolf.org web site will now be used for scheduling weekly tee times.&amp;nbsp; This is a self-serve scheduling process where you enter in which dates you are playing or not playing.&amp;nbsp; We will be demonstrating this process during the All Members Annual meeting on February 18, 2010.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;2010 Tektronix Golf Board Members Nominations Needed&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;Due to half the 2009 TekGolf Board members no longer being on the Tek campus, we are opening up nominations for current TekGolf Members to join the Board. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Board meets once per month to plan the special events and provide a means for the members to communicate their needs and concerns. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Please submit your name to me to be included on the ballot at the All Members Annual Meeting.&amp;nbsp; Specific Board job duties will be determined at the March TekGolf Board meeting by the elected Board members.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you have any questions, concerns or comments, please send them to the Board at Tek-Rec-Golf@tek.com&lt;br&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Monday   , 25 Jan 2010 16:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Statistics</title>
<link>http://www.tekgolf.org/apps/tekgolf/golf_ui.html?p_entry_id=7367</link>
<description>&lt;h2&gt;Makes you Proud to be a Golfer&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....   A recent
study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.  Another study
found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That means,
on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you
proud. &lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Almost feel like a hybrid.
&lt;/p&gt;
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<pubDate>Thursday , 14 Jan 2010 14:55:35 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Welcome to the 2010 Season</title>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Just a quick note to welcome you to the 2010 golf season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are some changes we are making to try and lessen the impact on board members this year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch your email for the announcement of this year's club meeting where we will announce these changes and show a demo.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hope to see you all soon!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thursday , 14 Jan 2010 14:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Tiger Woods Holiday Poem</title>
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<description>&lt;h2&gt;Tiger Woods Holiday Poem&lt;/h2&gt;

 

&lt;p&gt;Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
&lt;br /&gt;
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
&lt;br /&gt;
Cause a bimbo?s phone number was in his Blackberry.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
He?d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
&lt;br /&gt;
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
He?d been cheatin? with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
&lt;br /&gt;
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
&lt;br /&gt;
Tiger?s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
&lt;br /&gt;
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
Despite all his cryin? and beggin' and pleadin',
&lt;br /&gt;
Tiger?s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
&lt;br /&gt;
&quot;If you?re gettin' laid then I?m gettin' paid.&quot;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
She?s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
&lt;br /&gt;
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thursday , 24 Sep 2009 09:26:02 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Teetimes Posted for 24-SEP-09 - FINAL</title>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;04:22 PM : Mike Halvorson&lt;br /&gt;04:22 PM : Paul Chastain&lt;br /&gt;04:22 PM : Dan Gruss&lt;br /&gt;04:22 PM : Troy Naylor&lt;br /&gt;04:30 PM : Kevin Cassidy&lt;br /&gt;04:30 PM : Gary Richmond&lt;br /&gt;04:30 PM : Frank Gray&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Brent Brewer&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Mark Johnson&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Rob Moore&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Karl Harn&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Kathy Wood&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Litong Li&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Howard Wood&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Wally Arceneaux&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Bob Fitzsimmons&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Ethan Edwards&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Darren McCarthy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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<pubDate>Thursday , 17 Sep 2009 09:20:07 GMT</pubDate>
<title>Teetimes Posted for 17-SEP-09 - FINAL</title>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;04:37 PM : Paul Chastain&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Dan Gruss&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Troy Naylor&lt;br /&gt;04:37 PM : Mike Halvorson&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Kevin Cassidy&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Litong Li&lt;br /&gt;04:45 PM : Wally Arceneaux&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Velda May&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Kathy Wood&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Howard Wood&lt;br /&gt;04:52 PM : Brent Brewer&lt;br /&gt;05:00 PM : Tom Chen&lt;br /&gt;05:00 PM : Steve Follett&lt;br /&gt;05:00 PM : Mark Johnson&lt;br /&gt;05:00 PM : Ethan Edwards&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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